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 Living Unicorn Skull Jewelry Holder, $82.49

The trick to this is giving it, and then staring the giftee in the eye and saying, “Look, proof they did exist.”

Zazzle Fleece Blanket, $33.40

The best part of this is that you can print whatever image you want on it. A dog. An Instagram. Even your favorite cat meme.

True Ripe Stainless Steel Flask, $21.58

It’s a flask…shaped like a banana.

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Homesick Candles, $29.95

Because, your long-lost friends will want to smell whatever it is Illinois smells like.

Twin Peaks Red Room Tote, $29.95

Most people will see a graphic tote. Fans of cult TV shows will see an incredible homage.

Adidas Alphabounce Xeno Shoes, $120

These are LA Lights, but for adults.

Custom David Bowie Tarot Deck, $55

Help your friends explore their inner selves with the man who sold the world.

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Casetify Neon Eye iPhone Case, $40

Just to remind those around you that you are indeed all-seeing.

Nektar de Stagni Smiley Pearl Ring, $320

If you are going to give a fancy gift, make sure it is always smiling at you.