The trick to this is giving it, and then staring the giftee in the eye and saying, “Look, proof they did exist.”
Zazzle Fleece Blanket, $33.40
The best part of this is that you can print whatever image you want on it. A dog. An Instagram. Even your favorite cat meme.
True Ripe Stainless Steel Flask, $21.58
It’s a flask…shaped like a banana.
Homesick Candles, $29.95
Because, your long-lost friends will want to smell whatever it is Illinois smells like.
Twin Peaks Red Room Tote, $29.95
Most people will see a graphic tote. Fans of cult TV shows will see an incredible homage.
These are LA Lights, but for adults.
Help your friends explore their inner selves with the man who sold the world.
Just to remind those around you that you are indeed all-seeing.
If you are going to give a fancy gift, make sure it is always smiling at you.